THURSDAY | 12.16.04 | 10:20pm | damn it...

i'm fat...

WEDNESDAY | 12.08.04 | 8:43pm | i hate december...

christmas time sucks... i hate it... i hate that i have to go to wal-mart or the mall for anything whatsoever... people are just sucky during december... and drivers suck, too!!! ugh!!! my sweet little shirley q. liquor sums it all up for us:

have you seen this traffic out here?
people has lost their minds
behind this christmas stuff, honey...
lord, they already be down there just
swarmin' everythang...
good lord...
never saw nuttin' like this before...
mmm mmm...

just look at them white folks
loadin' up they kids in all they minivans...
they know that thanksgiving
just around the corner
and they better make they christmas plans...

honey, they go in droves to the stoes
just to go sit on santa claus lap...
wit their little artificial christmas trees
and they little knitted sweater
they put on they cat...

hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let's go...
let's go to the stoe...
what y'all goin' down they for
artificial snow?
that's ignant...

hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, let's go
let's go to the mall...
you can't get up in there them white people
they up in there havin' a ball...

i see them white folks chargin'
they credit cards out to the max, honey...
just buying everythang now
why can't they just chill, ya know, relax...

them white folks be spendin' money
like it growed on trees...
i ain't never saw nothin' like it honey...
they need to be down on they knees...

shoot...

now lemme tell you somethin'...
now wit my nineteen chillrens
they know they get popped in the mout
if they start to workin' my nerves
when i'm tryin' to shop at the grocery stoe...

shoot...

but them white people, honey,
they do not care...
they kids tell them what to do...
honey, if that was my chillrens
i'd beat they butt black and blue...

but ain't nuttin to good, nuh uh,
for no miss little tiffany louise
or little jeremy or joshua or johnny or,
what they name, elloise...

where do white people get them names
for they chillren, i don't understand...
that's ignant, that's so ignant!!!
seems like everythang about this time of year
is just ignant...

i, i just can't take it no mo, you know, honey...

you got these white folks chargin'
they credit cards out to the max...
just buying everythang in sight...
they need to chill and relax...

but them white people spends money
like it growed on trees, honey...
i ain't never saw nothin' like it...
they need to get back down on they knees...

oh no, honey, they in a hurry...
they gotta get to that stoe and
get they artificial snow...
ha ha, that so ignant...
and they little, uh, plastic christmas trees...
and they put the little bonnet up on they house...
and reindeers be up on they roof...
just look at them white people
makin' a fool outta theyself...

white folks everywhere...
all over town...
minivans...
good lord...
they rudolph the rednoose reindeer sales...
that's ignant!!!

just wearin my nerves...

uh...

i need to make my shoppin' list anyway...

look, you tell you mamma and them
i axed her to have a happy christmas...

tell her she need to call me...

tell her she better not forget my gift, either...

tell her i pop her in her mouth...

shoot...

..........

also, listening to gameboyzz