dear friend - it is *imperative* that you read the following article from the WHITEHOUSE.ORG web site. don't delay. your patriotism is at stake!
THURSDAY | 11.28.02 | 12:29pm | greetings!!! from the scariest fucking parade on earth!!!
WEDNESDAY | 11.27.02 | 5:22am | like i need another hole in my head... i went to the body piercing joint today... i was on a mission... last night i had a dream... i dreamt that i had a prince albert and it made me (read this with a valley girl accent) even more popular than i already am!!! (end valley talk) i was standing on some generic sidewalk of new york with my pants around my knees and a crowd of people gathered around me oooohing and ahhhhing... it made me smile... when i woke up i thought, "hmmm... maybe so..." so off to the piercer i go to look at pictures and put myself right up where it would be easy to make a spontaneous (and perhaps stupid?) impulsive move... of course once i got there i totally chickened out... so instead i upped the gauge of my earlobe piercings to a four... how many of you thought i would actually have gone through with it??? i still just may...
SATURDAY | 11.23.02 | 3:22am | the people in your life... i love the feeling of the moment when i realize a person i know becomes a real friend... you know, that first day that you spend together without a big group of people at a bar or party... alone... eating too much pizza in your apartment and watching stupid videos... talking about books and aliens and tori amos... cuddling up on the sofa and just being happy together... when i realize that all i really want with this person is what it is right now... not needing anything more... not even thinking about tomorrow... it's that moment that sends me to bed with a smile...
THURSDAY | 11.21.02 | 6:59pm | i'm gon' kick yo' ass... i danced last night at a party called "gay bash"... my friend jonathan and i decided that we'd wear bruise-n-blood makeup for our big number (the blood, of course, being red glitter) and, while it got mixed reactions on the street, it was a hit at the party...
WEDNESDAY | 11.20.02 | 10:28am | jimmy fallon wants to be me... when i get off of work at 4:00am and home at around 4:30am the only food that i can find in my neighborhood is white castle... i don't really have a problem with that 'cause it's so cheap (and i actually think it's kinda good)... last night/this morning was totally a white castle night/morning... i go in and order my usual from the guy who's always alone behind the counter at night taking orders and making food... five cheeseburgers, please... a few more people come in and order food also... jimmy fallon walks in... "hey, man, can i get five cheeseburgers???" neat, i think... quite a bit of time goes by... (in white castle that's anything more than three minutes)... there's my order... i see him putting it in a bag... he walks up to the counter and says, "five cheeseburgers..." and jimmy fallon sorta knocks me out of the way as i try to get my food... but i beat him... "hey, man... that's my food," he says to me...
MONDAY | 11.18.02 | 2:13am | i belong in the sky... okay... ugh... a couple of days ago i saw de la guarda for the second time in five years... i had forgotten what happened to me the first time i saw it... for weeks i was obsessed with the idea of being in the show... i'm perfect for that show, i'd think... just look at these legs, would you??? LOOK AT THESE LEGS!!! now, if you'd asked me a few months ago how i thought i'd changed in the last five years i would have probably said something like, you know, i think i've really grown up a lot in the last five years. i think i've learned to let go of the unrealistic hopes and dreams that i would have been clenching to five years ago and take hold of some more 'adult' ways of thinking... i think i'm a big boy now. i would have thrown my head back in one of those laughs that a villain gives after successfully carrying out an evil plot against some good-doing citizen of metropolis... i would been laughing, slapping my thigh and trying to catch my breath... yeah, a few months ago i would have been a critic with witty and brilliant reviews of the show i'd just seen... but the other night??? nope... i was throwing a fit... I WANNA BE IN THAT SHOW!!! I WANT THE WORLD!!! I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD!!! I WANT TO LOCK IT ALL UP IN MY POCKET!!! IT'S MY BAR OF CHOCOLATE!!! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!! i'm obsessed again... this time, however, i think i'll try to do something about it... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... aaaaaaaaaand, i made a great new friend named charlie... it feels like we go way back... (he's from the south, too)...
SUNDAY | 11.17.02 | 1:00am | this stinks... i've always thought that it was great but this makes it even better... thank you... that was amazing...
THURSDAY | 11.14.02 | 3:25pm | "welcome back welcome back welcome back"
WEDNESDAY | 11.13.02 | 12:42pm | "say hello to my little friend" please join me in welcoming my new baby, little boy blue
TUESDAY | 11.12.02 | 3:28am | get in my head... there's a new page here on revolution freedom... check out the menu above for the new "media" section... i'll be updating this page now and then with books and music that i hold dear... these are items that i would highly recommend to anyone who wants be like me (i'm the new orange) and collect the kinds of things i
SATURDAY | 11.09.02 | 7:07pm | something to sing about... i bought the soundtrack to last year's buffy musical... i had already downloaded most of the songs when i had my old computer but when it died i lost them all... i was very happy to find out that it had been released last week... the cover is taken from the poster that adam hughes designed when the episode first aired... the album producers were also gracious enough to throw in the themes from three other episodes: "restless", "hush", and "the gift"... how nice!!! i can bet that there are only three of you reading this that are the least bit interested, so this, i guess, is for you... sorry other people...
SATURDAY | 11.09.02 | 12:28pm | weirdos... so people looking for vegan pin button sailor moon and pictures of those insane chickens that have freedom thought they could find them on my site... oh, and people also thought that revolution freedom would be where to buy great methylenedioxy methylamphetamine... i think what i love about all three of these searches is that i turned up first on each page... that's great!!! oh, and hello martin... *grin*
FRIDAY | 11.08.02 | 1:55pm | it'll do for now... good news everyone... i have real work!!! while it's not an office job with a phone and desk and computer and all that i'm still excited... i'm redesigning a site i did last year (www.storahtelling.org) and it will pay for my new computer... yay!!!
FRIDAY | 11.08.02 | 1:20am | uh oh... i accidentally tuned into connie chung tonight and now, well, i am so in love with journalist sebastian junger... after doing way too much googling for anyone's good, i found out a lot including the fact that he is one of the owners of a bar a little too close to my apartment... this could be trouble...
TUESDAY | 11.05.02 | 11:02am | politics...
him : oo and i have to go vote!who do i vote for?
TUESDAY | 11.05.02 | 10:46am | last night's dream... i have an entire foreign exchange family from korea living with me... the father is hot and we sleep together sometimes... one day we have a guest... it's a boy i don't know... maybe nineteen or twenty years old... gorgeous... homeless... i'm tired from the night before and am still in bed... when i wake up he's sitting next to me... he says, "i come into your apartment while you're all gone during the day... i jerk off on your bed... the dried cum stains that you see on your pillow are mine..." then he leaves... i sort of shrug it off for a moment... then i start freaking out... how does he get in??? he must have a set of keys... i have to get them!!! later that day the korean family and i are at a strip mall in jersey... the mother is buying a new bra... i'm following her with the other kids and we're all embarrassed... the father is off looking at something else somewhere else... then i see the homeless boy and decide that this is my chance to get those damned keys from him... i walk up behind him and tackle him to the ground... we're wrestling... he's excited down there... there's a moment of understanding... a look into each other's eyes... then at his most vulnerable i seize the opportunity and grab the keys... i'm off... running... he's chasing me... i hide inside a clothing rack... i see him through satin... he's searching rabidly... he's pissed... he has a knife... the hot father enters the scene... he's carrying a bag from radio shack... the boy spots him and, in his anger, charges... the father doesn't have time to react... he's down... blood... the boy starts drinking from the wound and then rips open hot dad's pants... down... down... hot dad is writhing... pain??? excitement??? hot dad is finished... he dies... the boy looks up... he's now animal... strange liquid mixture dripping from his mouth... he spots me... i dash... he's on me... i give in...
MONDAY | 11.04.02 | 1:34pm | well... i need a job... how many times have you read that here??? google says 5... this would make 6... i need a desk and a computer and a monday-through-friday; nine-to-five (ten-to-six would be fine, too)... no more $150-200/week fast food or retail, please!!! ideas??? in other news, cheez whiz ended last night on it's two year anniversary... it was a great great party and i'm gonna miss it... pictures were taken and i'll post some up soon... you know they'll be scampish... i know!!! i can't wait, either!!!
SUNDAY | 11.03.02 | 9:54pm | yawn... stretch... scratch... i slept all day today... literally... i woke up this evening at about 7:00 and haven't even put clothes on yet... i guess my body just really wanted to catch up with the hell-ride i've taken it on the last few weeks... anyway, i'm up now and unfortunately don't have anything to write about... i slept all day for christ's sake...
SATURDAY | 11.02.02 | 5:58pm | it's cold outside... i walked around the city for a while and at one glorious moment it snowed... it snowed for about five minutes, but it still snowed... i also started reading a new book after a good friend recommended it... it's great so far... not only are the pages wonderfully designed but the writing is fresh and fluid and it's obvious that the writer truly loves the subject of his book which makes it an exciting read... here's an excerpt from the preface: the firmament that is new york is greater than the sum of its constituent parts. it is a city and it is also a creature, a mentality, a disease, a threat, an electromagnet, a cheap stage set, an accident corridor. it is an implausible character, a monstrous vortex of contradictions, an attraction-repulsion mechanism so extreme no one could have made it up. new york, which has been called the capital of the twentieth century, as paris was that of the nineteenth, would seem on the face of it to be founded on progress, on change, on the bulldozing of what has faded to make way for the next thing, the thing after that, the future. the lure of the new is built right into its name; it is the part of the name that actually registers, since the "york," a commemoration of a colonial lineage, carries no resonance and exists only as a vestige. new york is incarnated by manhattan (the other boroughs, noble, useful, and significant though they may be, are merely adjuncts), and manhattan is a finite space that cannot be expanded but only continually resurfaced and reconfigured. manhattan is a wonderland of real estate speculation, a hot center whose temperature cannot but increase as population increases and desirability remains several paces ahead of capacity. the myth of manhattan, therefore, is cast in the future tense. it does not hark back to a heroic past, lacks its romulus and remus (except in the image of that transaction between peter minuit and the canarsies, which is simply the first clever deal, the primordial ground-floor entry). new york has no truck with the past. it expels its dead.
FRIDAY | 11.01.02 | 8:50pm | neat... so they didn't write a friggin' thing about me, the faggots, but they did name a site i designed as "site of the week"... thanks, hx... you've made my day!!! (plus i quit my job at f&b today, so i'm feelin' pretty damned good right now)...
FRIDAY | 11.01.02 | 11:37am | who's the biggest halloween slut of all??? i am i am!!! well, maybe not... i may have been kissing everyone, but only one blogger had sex last night and it wasn't me... it was a fun fun evening with andy, choire, chris, ken,scott, some guy named steve and, of course, my baby brian... well, i'll just let last night's pics speak for themselves... (oh, and sorry, miss b, you ain't the only girl for me...)
FRIDAY | 11.29.02 | 1:53pm | awesome!!!
no, man... it's my food...
"man, i totally ordered five cheeseburgers..."
me, too, man...
"man, i think that's my order... where's your receipt???"
i never get a receipt... the guy here knows me...
"man, you have to have a receipt to get your food... i have my receipt..."
look, just because you're jimmy fallon, you know, doesn't mean you can have anything in the world...
(i'm not exaggerating)...
"hey, man (to the guy behind the counter), who's order is this???"
"that's little guy's... your food is coming, okay..."
"okay, man... fine that's cool..."
like love... i'm still in the middle of "low life" (the first book on my list) but i'm enjoying the hell out of it... it's really great... i hope you'll check them out... when you do, please be sure to give me a high-five for being so damned wonderful...
him : there must be a voting guide on moveon.org
me : i don't vote
him : how nice for you.
him : are you a convicted felon?
him : yet?
me : only been convicted for a class A mis.
him : lol. maryjane?
me : no, theft
him : ooo theft! word.
me : brian and i were both cited
me : we totally have records now
me : hehehe
him : that's hilarious.
me : we squeezed through a subway turnstile together and got caught
me : brian was a total ass to the cops, too... i was so nervous...
him : oh god. that's NEVER a good idea.
him : Like, I decided to break the law? and you caught me. everyone goes home happy.
him : wow. new york state has a voter turnout of 36.7%. That's really ludicrous.
me : nope... not brian... he was PISSED OFF that we got caught and missed two trains because of it
him : BWA HA HA.
him : i'm not going ANYWHERE with him.
him : not NEAR the subway. he's on his OWN.
me : lol
me : neither am i!!!
me : (oh, wait...)
me : ...
him : ha ha, yes you will.
me : i guess i will...
me : *shrug*
him : cuz you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM.
me : yup
me : the crazy mothahfuckah
him : anyway, i have to go vote because stupid bloomberg is trying to screw the public advocate.
him : and that's disgusting.
me : oh okay
me : have a good time
me : and hey
him : lol. yes?
me : vote for me!!!
him : i would honey! but you're not running in this election!
me : write my name in
me : that would be exciting!!!
him : oh my god, maybe i will.
me : the person you vote for won't win anyway
me : gays never get what they want
him : actually, in new york, most of the time the people i vote for win.
me : *wrinkles nose* - waa waa waaaaaaaaa...
him : the gay voting block is large here, if they vote.
him : i'm more worried about pro-choice candidates though.
him : cuz i'm pro abortion!
him : abortions for everyone!
him : on me!
me : abortions NOW
him : whooo!
me : we should totally have a live chat blog
me : just me and you
me : and other people could tune in
him : ha ha. there must be some way to do an xml feed of IM conversations?
me : *shrug*
him : just a giant tag board, with only us two.
me : i don' know none dat shit
him : me neither. i'm a hobo.
me : but that would be SO hot
him : and raunchy!
me : you know it
me : criminal activity, politics, live abortion...
him : what more could people want?
me : cyber???
him : a cyber handjob?
me : i already came
me : but thank you
him : ha ha ha
me : oh, i'm so gonna post this conversation, too
me : maybe it should be a weekly thing
me : "conversations with choire"
him : ha ha. sad! anyway, i'm writing you in for lieutenant governor. i think you'd be good at that.
me : awww... thank you!!!
him : can you make me a sandwich?
me : what kind???
him : ham and cheese, fried!
me : YUM
me : only if you will make me one, too
him : god i'm hungry. what's in the kitchen?
me : mine???
me : cheese... no ham... no bread...
him : oh my god. i have peanut butter cookies.
him : yay breakfast!
me : i'm on my way!!!
him : eww. they're not very good.
me : fine... i'll stay...
him : that was like the most homeless breakfast ever. ugh.
me : OH MY GOD
me : i'm writing in my blog
me : about the dream i had last night
me : and i just wrote about the hot homeless boy that sneaks into my apartment when i'm not home and jerks off in my bed...
him : !!!
him : was that in your dream?
me : NO... that happened after i woke up
me : er
me : um
him : HA HA
me : no, it was in the dream
me : it's hard to tell what's real and what's not these days
him : god i know that feeling.
me : no wonder i woke up wet
me : this dream was hot
him : yeah, no kidding! hot homeless boys? hello!
me : you know...
me : sometimes...
me : i walk around astor place
me : just to look at what's available
me : and i KNOW i can have any of them
him : for a shower and a smoke?
me : exactly
him : rowr.
me : you perv
him : you're gonna be a good nasty old man.
me : i'll never be good
him : you'lll be an excellent nasty old man then.
me : thank you...
