THURSDAY | 02.20.03 | 7:13pm | i'm leaving...

it's been a crazy last couple of days and after all is said and done, i'm feelin' fine... parties, drama, and the announcement that i made saturday night concerning my soon departure from new york city... yup, that's right... if you weren't there you probably have no idea about it... i'm planning on moving away and spending a good extended period of time just traveling... (thinking about hitting hawaii first)... i'll still be around here for a few months... probably won't leave until may, but i really think it's the right thing for me... new york is cold in more ways than the weather and it's been kinda getting me down... gotta get away for a while... of course, updates will be posted when they happen... this revelation has received some mixed reviews but i'm in a place now where i really feel like i gotta do what i gotta do... as much as it pains me to leave the people that i've grown to love so much, if they knew me well enough they'd know that i'll be back... probably more often than anyone will be able to handle...

MONDAY | 02.17.03 | 2:38am | because i want to...

i've removed this post... i ask kindly that anyone linking to it or quoting it remove those links or quotes because now i'm being harassed... sorry, but i didn't realize that the story that was once here would cause such a ruckus... i only posted it because it was one of those crazy things that only seems to happen to me...

SUNDAY | 02.16.03 | 10:35pm | that was FUN!!!

thanks to everyone who made my birthday party so memorable... last night was perfect... i love you all...

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(pictures courtesy of my gal)

SATURDAY | 02.15.03 | 3:55am | i'm the king of... myanus...

i attended the alien love ball tonight (friday) in full alien drag (pic)... at one point they had a competition for "king and queen of the ball"... on stage i was asked to say my name and what planet i was visiting from...

i say, i'm freedom and i come from the planet myanus... after eleven other contestants introduced themselves five were selected as semi-finalists... i was one of them...

then it was time for the q&a portion of the competition... my question: "if you could make a statement about peace, where would you do it and what would you say???"

if i could make a statement about peace i would make it on my webcam [which, by the way, doesn't exist] and i would say "peace for everyone... no, wait... piece for everyone... a nice piece... a nice piece of my ass for everyone... love... piece...

then i bent over and pulled my pants down, sticking the microphone in my ass... well, i won...

the moral of this story, kids: a little bit of ass will get you everywhere...

FRIDAY | 02.14.03 | 11:24am | happy v-day

WEDNESDAY | 02.12.03 | 5:23am | "hipster stupid social-climbing queen"

i picked up a referral from a blog called frankenzilla today... this is what they're saying about me:

update III: as per mister swill in the comments [below], dan'l posts his thoughts (most of which revolve around deciding to crash the party, which strikes me as being a particular kind of hipster stupid, as the dialectics of an open invitation make it impossible to crash).

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ah, you missed the commentary of dan'l of revolution freedom (look for the february 7th entry called "boom, i crashed your party...").

apparently a few social-climbing queens didn't understand the concept of open invitations.

posted by mister swill at february 10, 2003 11:47 PM

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dude, that daniel guy needs to cool down. (was here actually there?) not invited? how silly.

posted by jane at february 11, 2003 11:16 PM

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ugh!!! my name is spelled DAN'L!!! (i hate it when people spell my name wrong...)

WEDNESDAY | 02.12.03 | 5:01am | um, okay, faggots...

yes, my party happens to be on the same night as the white party, but come on!!! my party costs a hundred dollars less AND will play host to real love as opposed to a bunch of coked-up one-night-stands with fake bodies... what kind of competition is that???

SATURDAY | 02.08.03 | 11:12am | "don't call the doctor..."

hey boys and girls... you don't want to miss this!!!

THE PARTY OF THE YEAR

LOVE HANGOVER
celebrating 25 years of me
saturday, february 15th

invite

two hot DJs, live performances, hot go-go dancers, surprise announcements...

hosted by yolanda!!! (now you KNOW it's gonna be crazy!!!)

i'm not charging a cover, but will be asking for donations at the door to pay for all the fucking fantastic shit you'll experience that night...

don't be shy... don't be stupid... it's the day after valentine's day and you're gonna need all the therapy you can get!!!

AND HEY... tell all your friends... i don't care who comes... this party is for EVERYONE!!!

invite

:::: a daniel nardicio production

FRIDAY | 02.07.03 | 10:29pm | boom, i crashed your party...

i'm not always a troublemaker... often, yes, but not always... a blog meet was held tonight that none of my blog-friends (nor i) were invited to... we'd decided a few weeks ago that we'd crash it and leave them all asking, "so, yeah... who were those freaks, again???" then i found out that it was taking place at a bar where i'd had several bad experiences before (i'm not linking to them for fear of prosecution) and i thought, ooooh, this could be my chance at retribution...

then i got sick and decided that it wasn't in my best interest to go...

of course, everyone else would still attend...

then today i started feeling a little better and was overcome with thoughts like "those assholes are gonna totally have fun without me" and "i bet they won't even remember how much fun i am"... things like that... so i decided to go... (of course)...

first off, well, these blog-strangers are GEEKS (and not in that sexy weezer sort of way)... weirdos... hmmm... okay, anyway... so i had to make sure that i gave this bar as much hell as possible (you know, to pay them back for all the hell they'd given me) (plus i was pissed off that my cool friends and i were not only not topping off the guest list of this party but weren't even included at all) so i started off by making little scenes...

- first there was -

me going up to strangers and yelling, WHAT ABOUT MY TITS!?!?!? and walking off... that was cute, but not enough...

- then there was -

waitress, how much is a jack and coke???
"$8.65"...
[side note: yes, this bar actually tacks on cents to the prices of their drinks... i mean... ???...]
how much???
"$8.65"
hmmm... i'll think about it...

- then later -

waitress, how much is a jack and coke???
"$8.65"...
how much???
"$8.65"
hmmm... i'll think about it...

- then later -

waitress, how much is a jack and coke???
"$8.65"...
okay, i'll take one...

i pull out a pocket full of quarters and pour them in her hand...
i'm not sure how much is there, but it's all i've got and i'm sure it's enough...
"um, okay... thank you..."

- then later -

my friend chris says she's gotta go to the bathroom and i say, ooooh, ooooh, ooooh... lemme go with you... on the walk over i instruct her to stuff as much toilet paper into the toilet of the girl's bathroom as she possibly can then to walk out and tell the person in line behind her, "wow, i'd wait on the other bathroom 'cause that one's messed up... i was just putting on some lip gloss..."

she did it (although, much more aesthetically pleasing as i would have) (or should i say, as i did)... i looked in and there was toilet paper covering the whole toilet... the bowl... the tank... even the floor around it... it was almost art (and i love you so much, honey, for doing that)... then it was my turn... mine, of course, would be much worse to remedy...

we ran out before we could get caught... (wow... i hope no one remembers my website from my "hello, my name is" tag...)

n-e-wayz...

we had fun...

[i haven't used "n-e-wayz" in 15 years or something...]

FRIDAY | 02.07.03 | 4:48pm | oh...

maybe yesterday's post had something to do with today's orange (my favorite color)...

THURSDAY | 02.06.03 | 2:00pm | wha???

three army helicopters just passed my apartment window... what's going on???

WEDNESDAY | 02.05.03 | 5:28pm | and then...

some anonymous reader tells me:

there ain't no answer.
there ain't gonna be any answer.
there never has been an answer.
that's the answer.
- gertrude stein

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also, to timothy king (do i know you???) - thank you for the wonderful gift!!! THAT made me feel so much better...

TUESDAY | 02.04.03 | 7:17pm | what the fuck is going on???

i rarely get sick... i mean, once every couple of years, really... so why the hell have i been sick three or four times already this winter??? last night around 6pm i started feeling a bit dizzy so i put my fragile little head down for a while... i woke up at 4am feeling like total crap... i've been in bed all friggin' day and i still feel like total crap... i wouldn't even be up right now if i didn't have to go to work in a few hours to make the little bit of dough that will keep me alive for the next week... working at a sex club for only one night a week already sucks enough but that i have to do it when i feel like this it makes it all so much worse... i went to school and learned all about this digital design revolution so i could have a successful career... what happened to all that??? ugh... make it stop... plea-hea-hea-hea-hease... make it stop!!!

SATURDAY | 02.01.03 | 5:18pm | falling stars...

now the universe
once barren
is alive as it could be
planet loads of humanoids
who dared to cross the sea
they started on a blue-green speck
and heard the cosmic call
the tale of a prosperous land
infinity for all

"space gen" by zia